Sometimes I wonder if people know you’re weird or just unlikeable For instance I know if I do something stupid the first thing that comes to my mind is you’re an idiot.  One person comes to mind when I think of someone unlikeable.  This dude brags about himself to people.  Although I’ve usually warned them before hand that he is the token person for the word tool.  So they quite expect it.  People tend to invite me places and I’ll usually ask, “who’s going” and sure enough they know not to tell me he’s going because I really don’t feel like putting up with his toolish antics.  So my questions is does this dude know he’s a tool?  Does he do all these things on purpose for people just to dislike him?  Or is he really in some type of subconscious that he really thinks that he is the bomb. 

 

Ok on to weird people.  I have this friend who came over to my house and would not stop watching my big TV.   Now common when you ask someone if they can come over to watch Judge Judy on your TV doesn’t that strike you as a little weird.    I mean were friends but I really don’t want you opening up shop on my couch and watching Judge Judy.  On another instance last night I stopped to get gas.  After getting gas I decided that I wanted something to drink.  I ask the clerk dude,

 

Me: Can I get a powerball ( I didn’t know what time it was)

Clerk Dude: sorry man were all shut down for the night

Me  Well I guess I’m not meant to be a winner tonight

Clerk Dude:  Man you got to stay persistent.  You got to keep on it. 

Me.  Seems like the only way to win right

Clerk Dude:  you know like that lady you’re after you got to keep at her till the bitch calls the cops.

Me:  I’ll write that down

Me: leaving circle k

 

Who tells somebody that?  Well obviously the guy working at the Circle K on Sherwood.  I get in my car and I start to wonder how many times he got the cops called on him.   It also makes me think should I go back to this dude to see what other advice he could give me?  I wonder if this guy has an entire outlook on life and he’s just waiting to be discovered at Circle K.  He reminds me of someone I know but I’m not going to mention any names.  I guess he’s not really weird he’s just persistent of what he wants.  So maybe if I would have said give me a power ball like a million times he might of gave me like a free hot dog or something or even a bottle of Mad Dog 2020(yuk)

 

 

 

It would be really funny if Seth Rogan would come back with a movie called weird people.  Where he figures out that all his friends around him are just weird and he’s like WTF.  Why are my friends weird?  Why haven’t I noticed this before?   I would watch it.