Why is it that when your in an awkward position people always want to talk to you. It’s not usually just one person it continues to happen multiple times. For instance today I went to walk Lexy. I brought her to her usual spot for her to do her dirty work. I have never seen a dog that likes to do her business in the same place. Although if I ask her if she wants to go for a ride she does her business anywhere. Anyway I bring her to her spot and she doesn’t want to do anything. So I decided lets go take a walk in the neighborhood across the street. It’s a pretty nice neighborhood. I bring my bag to pick up her you know what just in case. So we actually get to the neighborhood and she decides to go in the first person’s yard. I’m like Lex you have got to be kidding me. So I pick it up with my bag and I start walking. It has a pretty foul smell. So I make the first turn and this lady stops with her dog and just starts talking. She starts asking me all kinds of questions……what kind of dog is she? Did you spray paint those white spots on her? Why is her tongue spotted? I’m thinking to my self damn lady can’t you see I’m holding shit in a bag in my hand. I didn’t say that but I wanted to. So I try and answer all of her questions. By the way who the hell would spray paint their dog? Anyway I walk a little more and here comes this lady with 3 little girls. The lady asked, “Would you mind if my girls pet your dog.” I say sure why not. What I should have said is lady can you hold this crap for me so I don’t have to carry it for the next mile on this walk. Anyway that’s my rant for the day. If you see someone carrying crap in a bag don’t talk to them. No one wants to speak to someone if their holding crap. This is common sense people.
Crap in a bag Wednesday, Aug 5 2009
Uncategorized bags, common sense, crap, dogs, people, pet 4:19 am
This happens to me sometimes too. Although, living in the city there are lots of trash cans but there are times that I get stopped before I can make it there…
L.M.A.O.
I’m sorry that I laughed but it was truly funny. Do forgive me for laughing…
Just your luck, carrying your dog’s poo and then having curious people asking about your dog. I did think the exact same question: Why the hell would someone spray paint their dog?!?
It was just my luck that no one had their garbage cans near the side of the road so I had to carry it the entire way. Go figure
LOL… you poor guy… standing there with foul smelling shit in a bag. Guess that right comes with dog ownership!
LOL sounds like you had one hell of a fun walk!
Maybe they thought it was your lunch.
Hey. swinging by from 20sb. Next time you should let the bag breath a little to speed up the process haha.
I got really excited because I thought you were going to post about setting fire to a bag of dog shit and leaving it on someone’s porch.
My dog always shits where there’s no garbage cans..it’s a disgusting habit. I think he just likes torturing me. He’s about 120 pounds, so his dumps are human sized.
actually I almost wrote a post named
Top 5 things to do with the poop when you walk your dog
I saw your post on 20SB, and thought I’d check out your site. True to form, you do talk about crap in a bag. Haha.. nice story. I lovehow you kept your cool through all that. Thanks for the laugh.
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