Why is it that when your in an awkward position people always want to talk to you. It’s not usually just one person it continues to happen multiple times. For instance today I went to walk Lexy. I brought her to her usual spot for her to do her dirty work. I have never seen a dog that likes to do her business in the same place. Although if I ask her if she wants to go for a ride she does her business anywhere. Anyway I bring her to her spot and she doesn’t want to do anything. So I decided lets go take a walk in the neighborhood across the street. It’s a pretty nice neighborhood. I bring my bag to pick up her you know what just in case. So we actually get to the neighborhood and she decides to go in the first person’s yard. I’m like Lex you have got to be kidding me. So I pick it up with my bag and I start walking. It has a pretty foul smell. So I make the first turn and this lady stops with her dog and just starts talking. She starts asking me all kinds of questions……what kind of dog is she? Did you spray paint those white spots on her? Why is her tongue spotted? I’m thinking to my self damn lady can’t you see I’m holding shit in a bag in my hand. I didn’t say that but I wanted to. So I try and answer all of her questions. By the way who the hell would spray paint their dog? Anyway I walk a little more and here comes this lady with 3 little girls. The lady asked, “Would you mind if my girls pet your dog.” I say sure why not. What I should have said is lady can you hold this crap for me so I don’t have to carry it for the next mile on this walk. Anyway that’s my rant for the day. If you see someone carrying crap in a bag don’t talk to them. No one wants to speak to someone if their holding crap. This is common sense people.
Crap in a bag Wednesday, Aug 5 2009
Uncategorized bags, common sense, crap, dogs, people, pet 4:19 am
Multiple Randomness Monday, Mar 30 2009
life 90's, apple, cd, coke, coke zero, country, crashcrate, dane cook, dogs, download, ipod, jeff george, money, music, ramps, randomness, spam, spammer, tape player 4:14 am
So some stuff has been on my mind recently. I have just started thinking of randomness
- Why does a cup still make a ring on the table? Have we not evolved enough to stop this from happening?
- Why do I have a ton of songs on my Ipod that I’ve never heard before? Songs come on and I’m like…..Who is this and where did you come from. I don’t think I’ll lend it out to anyone. They might think I’m some sort of weirdo freak. I think what happens is that I download an entire CD and just put it on the Ipod thinking I’m going to like it(obviously I don’t)
- Is cashcrate.com worth a dam? How much effort do I have to put in to make millions?
- What happened to all the good rap songs from the late 90′s?
- Why do I have country on my Ipod…?
- How can I make money from my blog? How can I make more money without a decent amount of effort?
- Why do certain songs bring back certain memories? Why do these memories feel like they just happened yesterday…..I care not to elaborate. If you pay me maybe I will.
- Maybe the same people that invent a way to stop a ring from happening from a drink can find a cure for spam. How does my company receive 90,000 spam messages a day? I would love to punch a spammer in the face
- Is T.I. in jail?
- Can you become addicted to coke zero? Wouldn’t it be a better logo if it was Coke 0? Or Coke Zer0? Or just 0? What do I know I’m a computer person
- Has anyone seen a tape player recently?
- Why does Dane Cook aggravate me after a while? I can listen to some comedians for hours. I mean he’s pretty funny but I think his laugh is dumb
- Is there a part time job somewhere the lets you fill up someone’s Ipod with music?
- Does anyone think that March Madness has been rather dull this year? The world need’s upsets.
- Why doesn’t Jeff George just retire? He’s almost 70.
- I think dog parks should install ramps. I think my dog would be awesome running full speed and jumping off a ramp. I could then teach her how to free style.
- Has anyone watched Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory? I really don’t believe he makes all those shots. I mean its possible but come on. Awesome show though. Its pretty damn funny
Ok that’s all I can think of right now. I’m sure I’ll add more later. Have a good night.
